Thursday, April 19, 2007

Why Thursday is the best day of the week...

Ms Veronica and I just finished hosting another wild and wicked edition of "Truth or Dare" this afternoon. Interestingly, it appeared that everyone was going to be taking Truth's today...at least for about the first half of the game. (I cannot for the life of me imagine why that would be!) But then the tides turned....StephMarie got the ball rolling, took a deeeeep breath and selected a dare, and after that, the crowd seemed to get a little braver.

One of the in-house game highlights for today comes from Sweetie78. Sweetie took a Truth question from Ms Veronica: "If you could be a famous person of the opposite sex for one whole day, what would you do for that day?" Sweetie chose the very vivacious and curvaceous Kate Winslet (who I admit, I have a celebrity crush on as well). Sweetie then told us that if she were Ms Winslet for a day she would get all dressed up and go to the Jersey shore where she would gleefully "take down some guys". She also mischievously added that the "Kate camp" would be shocked to find out about Ms Winslet's shenanigans in the papers the next day. Oh Sweetie--you are one devious chick!

Unfortunately, we have a participant from last weeks game who never followed through on his outside dare. Chris-sub did not report back on his "Herculean" escapades. This greatly disappoints both Ms Veronica and myself. People, we ask that if after you accept a dare you find that for whatever reason you cannot go through with it, please let Ms V or I know in advance of the next game. It is very rude to promise something and then not deliver. Ms Veronica and I spend a lot of time and resources to come up with a fun game for everyone and if you are going to "pretend" to go along when we give you a dare only to blow it off later, you will not be allowed back in the game until you complete the dare you owe us. Ms V and I are not stupid. We know that there are those who get all worked up watching the game and *think* they are up for whatever we dish out, but then when the game ends, the hard-on subsides and suddenly the motivation level shrinks down along with the penis. You also always have the option to forfeit the dare we give you right then and there if it is something you do not feel comfortable doing, so keep that in mind. And as I mentioned, if you find that after the fact, you cannot do the dare in time or just can't bring yourself to do it at all, contact us and let us know. That way, you will remain in our good graces and still be allowed to play in the future. And trust me, you do not want to be on our "shit list".

Here are the outside dares that were given today and are to be completed before next Thursday's game:

Asia-- My Canadian buddy Asia and I happen to have a bit of a hockey rivalry going on. You see, dear reader, Asia worships the ice the Ottawa Senators fumble and trip over and I am a die-hard Buffalo Sabres fan. For those who do not follow hockey, lets just say that when these two teams pair up, things are not very pleasant at all. To see what I mean, check out this clip from a Sabres-Senators game from just two months ago. (sorry Asia--it WAS a late, dirty hit!!!)

So, today Asia took a dare from me. Asia knows I have a long memory....and his dare for this week is going to bring me great, great pleasure! :) Asia has to write in magic marker across his chest the phrase: "The Buffalo Sabres Rule" and send the photographs to Ms V and I. There is just something so poetic about this....

Next up we have pantyboy whose dare requires him to print off a picture of a penis, tape it to the rear view mirror of his car and then take a ride to the nearest grocery store, during the day time of course. Once there, pantyboy must park the car and take a photo of the penis picture displayed from the rear view, and also make sure that the photo clearly provides evidence that he is in a public place. Originally I wanted him to attach a dildo to the mirror, but since he did not have a dildo handy, I decided that a penis picture would be the next best thing.

Guy was a new participant in this week's game and he had the great fortune of receiving a dare from me. Guy's task is to write an essay of 150-200 words vividly describing which body part of his might bring me the most pleasure and why. This essay will then be posted here. I expect that Guy will make this a most convincing piece of writing, as Miz Ava takes composition assignments very seriously.

And finally, CFNM got the dare of his dreams when Ms Veronica required that he go into an area where women would likely be, remove all of his clothing and then take lipstick to his nipples and photograph himself. CFNM seemed a little befuddled by this dare and was wondering what to do if females were not readily available...heh heh...so I did suggest that he take his naked butt to a bathroom in a store or restaurant and do the dare that way. Even if women do not actually see him, the excitement of knowing that female patrons are outside of the bathroom should suffice.

So that is what's happening in this recap edition of "Kinky Truth Or Dare". See you next week with another review and updates.

Miz Ava

1 comment:

jyINTER said...

Is Thursday still the best day of the week? In other words ... is the game still on or not?