Thursday, April 19, 2007

Why Thursday is the best day of the week...

Ms Veronica and I just finished hosting another wild and wicked edition of "Truth or Dare" this afternoon. Interestingly, it appeared that everyone was going to be taking Truth's today...at least for about the first half of the game. (I cannot for the life of me imagine why that would be!) But then the tides turned....StephMarie got the ball rolling, took a deeeeep breath and selected a dare, and after that, the crowd seemed to get a little braver.

One of the in-house game highlights for today comes from Sweetie78. Sweetie took a Truth question from Ms Veronica: "If you could be a famous person of the opposite sex for one whole day, what would you do for that day?" Sweetie chose the very vivacious and curvaceous Kate Winslet (who I admit, I have a celebrity crush on as well). Sweetie then told us that if she were Ms Winslet for a day she would get all dressed up and go to the Jersey shore where she would gleefully "take down some guys". She also mischievously added that the "Kate camp" would be shocked to find out about Ms Winslet's shenanigans in the papers the next day. Oh Sweetie--you are one devious chick!

Unfortunately, we have a participant from last weeks game who never followed through on his outside dare. Chris-sub did not report back on his "Herculean" escapades. This greatly disappoints both Ms Veronica and myself. People, we ask that if after you accept a dare you find that for whatever reason you cannot go through with it, please let Ms V or I know in advance of the next game. It is very rude to promise something and then not deliver. Ms Veronica and I spend a lot of time and resources to come up with a fun game for everyone and if you are going to "pretend" to go along when we give you a dare only to blow it off later, you will not be allowed back in the game until you complete the dare you owe us. Ms V and I are not stupid. We know that there are those who get all worked up watching the game and *think* they are up for whatever we dish out, but then when the game ends, the hard-on subsides and suddenly the motivation level shrinks down along with the penis. You also always have the option to forfeit the dare we give you right then and there if it is something you do not feel comfortable doing, so keep that in mind. And as I mentioned, if you find that after the fact, you cannot do the dare in time or just can't bring yourself to do it at all, contact us and let us know. That way, you will remain in our good graces and still be allowed to play in the future. And trust me, you do not want to be on our "shit list".

Here are the outside dares that were given today and are to be completed before next Thursday's game:

Asia-- My Canadian buddy Asia and I happen to have a bit of a hockey rivalry going on. You see, dear reader, Asia worships the ice the Ottawa Senators fumble and trip over and I am a die-hard Buffalo Sabres fan. For those who do not follow hockey, lets just say that when these two teams pair up, things are not very pleasant at all. To see what I mean, check out this clip from a Sabres-Senators game from just two months ago. (sorry Asia--it WAS a late, dirty hit!!!)

So, today Asia took a dare from me. Asia knows I have a long memory....and his dare for this week is going to bring me great, great pleasure! :) Asia has to write in magic marker across his chest the phrase: "The Buffalo Sabres Rule" and send the photographs to Ms V and I. There is just something so poetic about this....

Next up we have pantyboy whose dare requires him to print off a picture of a penis, tape it to the rear view mirror of his car and then take a ride to the nearest grocery store, during the day time of course. Once there, pantyboy must park the car and take a photo of the penis picture displayed from the rear view, and also make sure that the photo clearly provides evidence that he is in a public place. Originally I wanted him to attach a dildo to the mirror, but since he did not have a dildo handy, I decided that a penis picture would be the next best thing.

Guy was a new participant in this week's game and he had the great fortune of receiving a dare from me. Guy's task is to write an essay of 150-200 words vividly describing which body part of his might bring me the most pleasure and why. This essay will then be posted here. I expect that Guy will make this a most convincing piece of writing, as Miz Ava takes composition assignments very seriously.

And finally, CFNM got the dare of his dreams when Ms Veronica required that he go into an area where women would likely be, remove all of his clothing and then take lipstick to his nipples and photograph himself. CFNM seemed a little befuddled by this dare and was wondering what to do if females were not readily available...heh heh...so I did suggest that he take his naked butt to a bathroom in a store or restaurant and do the dare that way. Even if women do not actually see him, the excitement of knowing that female patrons are outside of the bathroom should suffice.

So that is what's happening in this recap edition of "Kinky Truth Or Dare". See you next week with another review and updates.

Miz Ava

Stephanie Marie's completed dare

During last week's game, Steph Marie accepted Ms Ava's dare to write a poem listing each letter of the alphabet - each letter must represent something kinky and rhyme with the sentence above or below.

Here is Steph Marie's completed dare. Excellent job!

A is for my arms which I wrap around my lover

B is for my breasts which I never have to cover

C is for my clittie, oh how it makes my female body spin

D is for my dress which clings all over my silky smooth skin

E is for the electricity that makes my body quiver

F is for the fingering which makes me flow like a river

G is for the goddess that I really am

H is for the heels I wear to my final exam

I is for the irresistability that you can't overcome

J is for the juices that always cum

K is for the kisses that always entertain

L is for the lust that drives us insane

M is for the moaning that we never keep in check

N is for the necklace around my beautiful neck

O is for the obsession that drives us moreover

P is for my prom dress which makes me feel wonderful all over

Q is for the queen that all must see me

R is for the romance that makes me squeal with glee

S is for the satin I wrap around my body

T is for the touch of love that we embody

U is for the undying sensual touch of your beautiful hands

V is for the vivaciousness that's as endless as the sand

W is for the whips that keep you in line

X is for my x-ray vision so I can see us intertwine

Y is for the yearning that never ends

Z is for the zen that our love making transcends

Thursday, April 12, 2007

New week; new dares

As you well know by now, Ms. Veronica and I host the "Truth or Dare" game every Thursday afternoon at 2pm EST in the community kink chatroom. Many of the dares we hand out in this game are designed so they can be completed by the participant in their own time and turned in to us before the next week's game. Of course, these are the kinds of dares which require some sort of evidence upon completion, which makes the game a whole lot more interesting!

Today's game went smashingly well! We had a terrific group of players and those very brave souls who took on dares to be completed from Ms. V or myself are as follows:

Kelly: Kelly is required to post to five Mistresses blogs in their comment section, detaling what it is she does "when no one is looking". She is encouarged to give lots and lots of details about what it is she does and how she does it.

Chris-sub: Chris has to make his way into an adult chat room and type a version of the following message: "I am Hercules, here to overtake you with my He-Man strength!" He will be turning in the transcript from the chat so we can all relish in the responses he gets to this silly message.

StephMarie: Steph is going to get a chance to show off her creative writing skills this week! She will be writing a poem listing each letter of the alphabet, and each letter must represent something kinky and rhyme with the sentence above or below. I'm really looking forward to her masterpiece! ;)

Ricky: Ricky will be compiling an essay detailing why he is the biggest slut in the world. This ought to be a great read....

Also, in today's game we had a stand-out performance by Asia and Latex Jenny. For her dare, Jenny had to select a person in the chatroom to "play doctor with" and she chose Asia. For three minutes, these two had the floor and role played quite a naughty little Doctor/Patient scene that brought the usually noisy chatroom to a complete and utter hush. They did a great job, and really stayed in character well...it was a hoot to see them play out this dare!

Until next time,
Miz Ava

Asia's Dare Completed

The lucky asia was to purchase some fresh plump peas and demonstrate how one performs oral sex on them - photo proof required.

Well, not only did the peas have a nice time, it looks like asia also had a nice nutritious meal in the process.

Dare completed!


Stephaine Marie's completed dare

Our lovely StephMarie was to purchase enough pink toilet paper to fashion a mini-skirt, to embellish it to her heart's content, then send photo proof. Steph dutifully emailed me to see if she could make the skirt out of white tissue because she couldn't find one place that sold pink. I granted that request because she asked so sweetly.

Steph, consider your dare completed! The scarf belt was a nice touch. Good job.


Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Uses of My Penis

Here is useable's dare completed! And what a fine job he did; THIS, dear readers, is a most excellent essay!

What My Penis Did on Spring Vacation

My Penis is an awesome penis, even if i (little i) do say so myself. I (big I) am guided and led by those who entrance those few pliable inches.

My penis is a nice decoration for bows, ribbons and similar decorations. It's bluish to purplish hues accent certain purple, llilac and mauve decorations. And oh, how the capital I is encircled and enchained when the little i is wrapped up by you!

My penis is totally freakin' rocking for convenient urination at loud punk rock shows. (Natch). Particularly when there's no real men's room and i'm out in the alley with the rest of the.... well, i'll let Ms V and Miz A name us. Naming is sooo powerful.

My penis is a classic place to practice knot tying. And i'm a retired alpine guide, so knots are life sustaining and sacred to me. Competent knot tying saved my life the day i fell 40 feet off the mountain. Competent knot tying gave my flesh meaning the day you asked it of me, my freely chosen mistress....

My penis is a flesh and blood, veiny dildo for the pleasure of decisive women. It stands up and waves to those with curves and dips who know what they want. (But oh, how it wilts when the part secreted away by Victoria is less treasured than the mind!) Whatever She wants, it becomes firmer, harder, but all at once more pliable to her will. Her variable, sticky, oh-so-scented, worship worthy will.

Whether it is granted the breathless joy of paying tribute to you or not, you are its Mecca. It does not point towards the East. It points towards you, my twin guiding stars. My feminine and sultry Mizar. My teachers and instructors. My luminant ones, cairns and signposts... shine that i may set my variable sails in your direction.

That is all it is good for. And nothing more, save your permission.

-- i remain your faithful servant/ FN

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Dares from April 5th game

These are the dares given out at the April 5th game:


StephMarie

Our lovely StephMarie is to purchase enough pink toilet paper to fashion a mini-skirt, to embellish it to her heart's content, then send photo proof.

asia

The lucky asia is to purchase some fresh plump peas and demonstrate how one performs oral sex on them. And of course, photo proof is required.

cream

Dear cream is to go to 5 different Mistress blogs and tell how she always wanted to be a ballerina.

useable

The ever compliant useable is to write an essay on the uses of his penis.


You all have until 2PM EST on Thursday, April 12th, to get your dare proof in. And remember, if you fail to complete your dare, you may not be able to take another dare until the first one is completed AND Ms Ava and I give you permission to accept another one.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Rules Of The Game

Play Kinky Truth or Dare with Ms Ava and Ms Veronica every Thursday at 2PM EST at CommunityKink main chat room.

Official Rules:
  • You must be 18 years of age or older to play.
  • At the beginning of each game, Ms Ava or Ms Veronica will announce the call for players - wait until this call is announced before declaring your entry into the game.
  • If you want to play, your name must be put on the play list prior to 2:15PM. No exceptions.
  • Not everyone in the room is required to play. We all like an audience, so you may choose to simply hang out and watch everyone else make fools of themselves!
  • NO name changing during the game!
  • NO private messages to Ms Ava or Ms Veronica during the game.
  • If you don’t like the truth question or dare we give you, you cannot ask for another one. If you don’t want to answer the question or take the dare we give you, you may pass and forfeit your turn for that week.
  • If you take a dare, but do not want one that requires photo proof, you must let us know that before we give you the dare.
  • Be respectful of the other players. While commenting on other’s truths or dares is fine, answering for them, disrupting the game, or holding too many side conversations is not.
  • If you disrupt the game by breaking any of these rules or by simply being a disrespectful pain in the ass, you will be given one warning (if you're lucky). After that, you will be ejected from the game.
  • If you take a dare that requires photographic or other after-game proof and you DON’T complete it prior to the next game time, you may not take another dare again until Ms Ava or Ms Veronica permit you to (if ever!).
  • Dare photos will be published! So, be mindful of how much of "yourself" you include in the photo.
  • Once a month, some lucky player will receive the Dare of the Month prize. The prize is given to the one person who completed his/her Dare in the most outstanding manner. The prize is announced at the time it is awarded, and the winner is chosen at the sole discretion of Ms Ava and Ms Veronica.

Ready? Join us in the CommunityKink main chat room at 2PM EST every Thursday… if you dare!